Well what can be said about this fine lamp? Playful and silly, ingenious and rude. What’s not to love?
 
It takes a certain type of dog that works well as a c*ck dog so once ordered we will give you options.
 
Comes with 1.5 meters of rubber or silk flex, inline switch, 3amp plug and a ...ahem...bulb. 
 
Lovingly handmade in Britain using new electrics to a British CE standard, PAT tested, labelled and insured for your safety.